Philadelphia Eagles
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1020 3040 50 4030 2010
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Philadelphia fans boo the weather report, remain unclear on whether rain itself missed an assignment "Fly Eagles Fly" reportedly playing on a loop in several fans' heads through the entire offseason Lincoln Financial Field crowd successfully intimidates own team during a red zone timeout Cheesesteak sales spike correlates suspiciously well with fourth-quarter comeback attempts Swoop the Eagle ejected from game for excessive enthusiasm, reinstated within the hour Philadelphia fans boo the weather report, remain unclear on whether rain itself missed an assignment "Fly Eagles Fly" reportedly playing on a loop in several fans' heads through the entire offseason Lincoln Financial Field crowd successfully intimidates own team during a red zone timeout Cheesesteak sales spike correlates suspiciously well with fourth-quarter comeback attempts Swoop the Eagle ejected from game for excessive enthusiasm, reinstated within the hour

Lombardi Or Riot Column Renewed For Another Emotionally Charged Season

Editors describe the tone as 'consistent, at minimum.'

Eagles Court Reports Record Attendance At A Routine Proceeding

Officials call turnout 'expected, given the fanbase.'

Broad Street Dispatch Confirms Street Still Exists, Still Broad

Cartographers describe the finding as 'unsurprising.'

Front Office Insists Eagles Are 'In On Everybody' This Offseason

The phrase has now outlasted several coaching staffs and one stadium renovation.

Sirianni Praises Offense's 'Rhythm' Following A Drive That Ended In A Punt

He confirmed the rhythm was, at minimum, present.

Rookie Stunned By Fan Turnout At A Padless Practice

Forty reporters showed up. Six asked about cheesesteaks.

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